I thought this up while sitting through a more painful than usual open mic. It’s meant as a joke, but can serve as a reminder for all of us to avoid the easy jokes.
In the past year I’ve definitely done 4 out of the 5 topics, and 2 out of the 5 bombing jokes (and probably other squares I’ve forgotten about), so I’m not claiming to be better than anyone…
I would replace all the non-Facebook squares under “topics” with more “Facebook.” For some reason I get especially irked when I hear a comic start out with “ARE YOU GUYS ON THE FACEBOOK?”
OMG – This is probably the more creative way to stop yourself from being bored at an open mic. Now I’m taking it with me to the next one! Too funny!
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