0m10s The previous comic made a racquetball joke, I tried to play off of it
0m29s I don’t usually do the jdate joke at open mics, but I’m trying to sprinkle some additional online dating one liners throughout the set
0m50s Kinda mean but nice
1m30s Try to end the joke with “see what you did there, you just shat on my idea of “it’s easy to shit””
3m05s This needs to be a lot shorter
3m15s The guy who commented is in his 50s and a big pothead
4m04s That joke isn’t a keeper
Overall: Decent for some new ideas. The “it’s easy to shit on things” joke has lots of potential, it just needs to be tightened. The traffic joke is mean but could definitely work. I need to try it some more. I should do online dating jokes in groups of two, not separate it even more and sprinkle a one liner between the rest of my jokes.
This is a bar show in Staten Island. There was a 10 person audience
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvYTwpJTvaw
0m23s I made a joke based on a host’s joke
1m42s Weird that 4 punch lines in a row missed after the “cancel relationship” got a big laugh, but good job pausing just the same
4m21s His parents were in the audience, so I acknowledged it
5m01s This is a good save line I’ve recently started using
5m44s Fun little rant
5m56s It’s okay to say that because he’s my friend
6m33s Awesome how rewinding time actually worked
7m33s Part of that joke is that we don’t get paid
8m05s No need to say “websites” and “online”, that’s redundant
Part 2
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUadSZ4_NhQ
1m32s I’ve brought this joke back but with a more surprising setup, and it seems to work better
3m12s This could be clearer
3m18s The sentence “while she’s taking the pill” should go before “don’t write this joke”
4m52s These fifteen minutes really did go by quickly
5m30s I don’t recommend playing “request a joke line” to close your set
6m54s High quality
6m58s The show was called “The Rodney Kings of Comedy”
Overall: This was the first time I tried to consciously not smile while delivering my jokes. I felt it worked and I was enjoying trying not to laugh. I couldn’t help laughing sometimes, but I’m really working on not doing a big smile after every joke. Considering there were only ten people in the audience, the show went pretty well.
5m01s Too wordy “online restaurant review websites”, rephrase it
5m58s Good job milking the look
6m25s I’ve been doing this joke for almost two years and nobody has ever said “bed” before
6m44s I put my hand out a second early
7m49s I like the improvised line of “and a clown suit”
9m18s Awesome phrase “the molester touch”
Overall: The set was pretty solid throughout but my first two minutes were stronger than the last eight. I need to maintain the level of laughs I had at the beginning throughout the whole set.
Another open mic I decided to do before getting to a real show
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2osVInQYEw
1m23s There was no need to call this out right here, the jdate joke got laughs
3m08s One chuckle at this open mic = roomful of laughter at a real show
3m38s No need to say “website” and “online” – that’s redundant
4m05s Get rid of the high maintenance line
4m24s Look more shocked and look more at the audience
Overall: If this wasn’t an open mic, I’d say I completely bombed. However, I don’t believe you can bomb at an open mic where there’s no real people, just other comics. If there’s non comedy people watching the open mic then you can most certainly bomb. The bright side is I didn’t speed up my delivery or get nervous about the silence.
I recently finished “The Art of Acting” by Stella Adler. This book focused a little too much on classical theatrical acting, which I’m not that interested in but there were still some quotes I found useful.
“The thing that makes you say, “I want to do something” – that is the beginning of talent.” (12)
“No actor is a success unless he feels inside himself, as long as he lives, that he is good. If you don’t feel you’re good, no money can give it to you! No applause can give it to you! No symbol of success can give it to you!” (12)
“When you stand on stage you must have a sense that you are addressing the whole world, and that what you say is so important the whole world must listen.” (22)
“My husband used to say that in our time ten years had been added to life. But not at the end. We didn’t add the ten years to maturity. We added them to adolescence. We’re still “kids” when we’re 28.” (23)
“Take an idea, paraphrase it, write it out in your own words, then come back here, stand on the stage and give it to us.” (25)
“Truth in art is truth in circumstances, and the first circumstances, the circumstances that governs everything is, Where am I?” (35)
“You will only fail to learn if you do not learn from failing. Falling flat on your face will uplift you!” (38)
“One primary reason many actors feel uncomfortable on stage is that they don’t work from the circumstances. They start with the words. The words can tell you about the place, but it’s the place that will tell you how to act.” (80)
“Knowing what it’s like on the stage, you would never trade that to be in the audience.” (82)
“Whatever you reconstruct from your emotional memory is no substitute for putting your imagination to work.” (83)
“If you leave the house without putting your clothes on, you have every reason to be nervous. Going on stage without having built the circumstances is the same thing. You’re naked. You have no protection.” (84)
“When we study a script, we’re trying to find what actions it requires of us.” (86)
“If two people simply agree on the stage, then we’re finished. There’s no play and nothing more to say. The modern theatre is based on our ability to consider two points of view.” (97)
“You think your beauty will help you. It won’t help your art. It’ll help you get ahead, but your art comes from somewhere else. Either what we do matters or it doesn’t.” (100)
“You can’t go on the stage unless you’re filled with things that give you life all day long.” (102)
“There are no small stories, only the actor makes them small.” (116)
“Stanislavski said, “throw out 99 percent and you still have 100 per cent too much for the theatre.” (117)
“Once you feel your talent working, there is a good side and a bad side. The good side is the pleasure of knowing your talent. The bad side is that this knowledge will be the big experience of your lives and you’ll never be satisfied with anything else.” (124)
“In life, as on the stage, it’s not who I am but who I do that’s the measure of my worth and the secret of my success.” (131)
“If you don’t justify your actions, you’ll be caught acting.” (135)
“Actions are doable, and if you do them correctly, they prompt the feelings.” (139)
“Every action consists of many little actions. If your overall action is to leave for a holiday, the action of the scene will be to pack a suitcase.” (145)
“Sarcasm is a symptom of weakness, not strength. It’s shirking from confrontation and the very opposite of defiance.” (155)
“An actor is one who uncovers and incorporates the secrets of words.” (161)
“If you can find three interrelated ideas in a text you have a play that’s in control.” (167)
“Several factors in particular play a crucial role in shaping character. One is profession. The other is class. Let’s start with profession. Americans admit to professions. They don’t admit to classes.” (169)
“Even a daffodil does something, has a profession. It gives off scent, professionally.” (170)
“The technique for playing a profession is simple: Build up a believable past in that profession, and, through imagined biographical data, to know how you came to be in it and who you are in it.” (170)
“The more you’re playing to the audience, trying to impress them, the less successful you are.” (173)
“The more you do it for the audience, the less they want it. It’s what made Willy Loman a lousy salesman. He was too eager.” (174)
“Before you live convincingly in the present on the stage, you must have a fully realized past. It’s the first thing an actor should do when preparing a character.” (175)
“Acting is hard because it requires not just the study of books… but the constant study of human behavior.” (180)
“It’s not what a person says but your reaction to what he says that creates your attitude toward the person. Without this attitude you don’t exist on stage.” (181)
“When we put on the costumes of another time we’re not just “dressing up.” We not playing “make believe.” We’re assuming another way of thinking. We’re donning an inheritance, intellectual and spiritual.” (190)
“A man’s clothes represent his culture the way a soldier’s uniform displays his rank.” (191)
“Most of us are caught in this fruitless cycle of work, success, money. The artist has a way out. He’s compensated by his joy in his work. But he’s excluded from the middle-class.” (248)
“You will begin to act when you can forget your technique – when it is so securely inside you that you need not call upon it consciously. By opening up, you allow it to happen to you. “ (261)
“When you most succeed, you do so by seeming not to act at all.”