Back in DC, I think there were five audience members, three of whom proceeded to argue over their check while I was on stage. As I told one of my comedy friends, this is the kind of night were you might contemplate suicide afterwards.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMAtPdH8j9s
0m17s One comic brought three of his friends and his three friends proceeded not to watch any of the comedians, even their buddy. They’d just stare off into space. So I had to try to talk to them.
0m51s I really wanted to know how they knew each other but they wouldn’t give me any straight answers
1m21s I love when a new comedian doesn’t know to not talk during someone else’s set
2m01s I really said that before the set because nobody was paying attention
2m22s Doug is another comic
2m38s It was really distracting for them to argue and it’s $1.95 yuengling night
3m02s I love rewinding time
3m11s It’s even better when nobody minds that I do it
3m40s This was the only punch line I wanted to really test out tonight and it worked
4m47s Maybe the punch line should be “I get it, that’s the only time of year you’ll dress up for me”
5m35s If I say “bam!” one more time, I’m gonna punch myself in the face
5m46s The fall in love with me line got a response, not much of one, but for this set anything is pretty positive
Overall: The pain of this set was worth it because “I learned to face paint” got a good laugh
