An open mic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGUT_vjFUm8
0m23s Change “that’s not true” to “that’s not fully accurate”
1m12s Kill the last four sentences
2m32s The no hitter should be the first card
4m12s Wait for the laugh before proceeding
5m08s Kill the “girls like restaurants” stuff
Overall: The first half of the Netflix joke is good, but the rest of the new material needs rewriting.
