An open mic with some live audience
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICyxzuQR6k
2m37s Think of a different delivery to get laughs after each complaint
2m59s Make a better boob motion
3m05s More emphasis on “prepay”
6m23s Reword to “I guess everyone in the room” instead of “I just learned”
Overall: Good for a mic