An open mic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWbB0GeqNk0
0m10s Don’t start out so negative
1m52s Rework everything after “Android”
2m35s Keep cutting and rewriting the joke up to here
2m47s At least save lines work
3m42s Change “every time” to “whenever”
4m38s It’s not clear that I’m talking to myself, I need to learn to act better before doing this
Overall: Weak even for a mic. Rewrite and tighten the new stuff, and don’t start out so negative, even at a mic.