Saturday afternoon mic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaQCFZ7xFUM
0m16s The MC was doing an impression of “bad MCing” so I wanted to add that in, that failed
0m44s Don’t say subtle twice
1m04s Keep the handshaking going for all three characters without stopping
1m15s Put in the word “future” before children
1m37s No need for “dollar” in there
2m36s No need for the word “can” just “If you convince…”
2m48s Instead of “means” I should say “takes”
3m31s Get rid of the organic brownie part
4m39s I screwed up the start of it by actually saying his name
5m01s I didn’t explain the technique well enough before doing it
Overall: I need to say newer jokes out loud at least three times before doing them at mics, or else too many words get flubbed.