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Performance Critique 18: Jan 28

This was my Washington, DC debut. This is an open mic but it usually tends to draw an audience.

 

0m06s The seven audience members in the crowd came to watch one comic who was being made fun of for being in an orange sweater. 

0m18s Making a joke about also being in an orange sweater and calling out how I’m before their friend seemed funny to me before I got up there because I try to call out any weird dynamic in the room. It clearly failed. 

0m29s The look I gave got one of the girls to apologize. I need to muscle train that look. 

0m47s Be more outraged. “Exactly! Fucking no one!” 

0m51s Try continuing with “That’s cause everyone’s standards drop the closer…” instead of “My favorite part of New Year’s is watching everyone’s standards…” 

1m13s The “she’s looking mighty delcious” doesn’t seem to be getting the laughs I thought it would. 

1m33s This was a good save after they didn’t laugh at “even willing to go home with my own girlfriend”. 

1m47s This would sound better as “You hate your dog. Even people who love their dogs don’t love them enough to…” 

2m26s Do more of a Mr. Moviefone voice for “Puppies for Yuppies”. 

2m35s Don’t go through puberty on stage. 

4m03s The guy and the girl sitting next to each other turned to look at the other one. I wish I had better crowd work skills here. 

4m14s I should’ve kept digging into why they’re in each other’s facebook profiles but weren’t together on new years. 

6m28s Way for me to start stumbling over words after killing. I usually know what joke I’m doing next before I finish delivering a joke, this time I didn’t think about it until after I finished the previous joke, hence the stumble. 

7m12s Figure out the DC’s equivalent of New Jersey. Perhaps “or the cops left me to fend for myself in North East DC” will work? Anyone from DC care to chime in?

Overall: I started out week, then did great in the middle, then screwed up the last joke by not knowing the local ins and outs.

Performance Critique 17: Jan 25

This is my open mic set from Jan 25. One of my friends and favorite comics showed up to this mic for the first time in a while and I’d previously told him I was going to parody his delivery one of these days. I decided to surprise him with it.

 

0m44s After Thursday’s showcase, I went drinking with another comic and a couple of his friends. One of the girl’s was asked if her boyfriend was hot and she said “not by traditional standards”.  This was my first attempt at making a joke about that on stage.

0m55s The guy who says “yeahhh” in the background is who I was imitating.

1m30s Imitating Chris’s delivery was the most fun I’ve ever had on stage. Half the comics in the room were new and had no idea who Chris was and why I kept changing delivery like that.

1m59s I’m terrible at staying in character and not laughing.

2m36s Today was throw out ideas I wrote down in my joke book and see if they stick day. Some guy at a bar at 3 in the morning last night told me how his friend paid a Columbian girl to give him a hand yank after seeing she had 6 fingers. I found this hysterical enough at the time to write it down.

3m28s The boom box sound while I strip might be funny after the whole “I used to be a male stripper… for blind people” joke I actually do. I could also use this as a callback at some point later in the set.

3m45s “Are you wearing tear away pants?” is the person I was impersonating.

4m07s This is a great question to ask a girl in a bar after you’ve been talking to her for 20 minutes. Not a great question to riff off of on stage.

Overall: That was the most fun I’ve ever had on stage. I need to find a way to have this much fun when I’m doing my regular jokes. Don’t get me wrong, I still like it. But this was the first time I couldn’t stop cracking up at myself.

Performance Critique 16: Jan 24B

The thing i really like about barking is you get to do two shows in one night. This was the second set, and I was up right after someone who ran his mic and started yelling at the audience — he was bombing, so the audience started yelling “NEXT!” and it was all downhill from there. I asked the emcee to do some material but his 30 seconds of material, didn’t really help the situation. The recorder is behind me this time, whereas in the first show the recorder was on the front table, so it’s not as loud.

0m34s I think I’m going to cut the management consultant bullshit artist bit from my set. Or put it in somewhere else.

1m12s It felt a lot worse on stage than it sounds on just audio, but I thought the audience was 3 seconds away from killing me, so I had to acknowledge the situation with the last comic. Listening to my material a week later, I think I shouldn’t have used my consultant, executive assistant and waiter/actor jokes with this crowd. I’ve actually been semi retiring them and choose a bad time to try to bring it back. I asked a few comics about the whole “calling out someone else” and have gotten mixed responses on how to best handle such a situation in the future. I think next time, I’ll either address it upfront or not at all.

2m12s The talking you’ve heard in the background for the past 20 seconds was much louder than it appears. The tape recorder was behind me, and the people talking were like 30 feet in front of me, so they were real loud.

4m07s Be more outraged about them being at my door at 7am. 

Overall: That was the hardest set I’ve ever done that wasn’t an open mic. While some people did listen to me the whole time, the room was out of control. I think I should address the previous comic’s situation right away or not at all. Also, I was kinda intimidated by watching the previous comic’s set and the crowd’s response, so I’m sure it affected my performance. 

Performance Critique 15: Jan 24A

This was the first show I did where I barked for time. Except for the freezing my balls off portion, I enjoyed being out in Times Square and trying to get people to laugh who were trying to ignore me. I succeeded in getting 3 groups of people to come to the show. This was my first time here, so I wasn’t sure if I could keep my video camera somewhere, so I wound up using a voice recorder.

0m18s I did the pause before doing the face here, and it worked like a charm. 

1m13s I’m not sure if I should cut the “she’s looking mighty delicious” line out. 

1m43s I don’t need to say “but it’s a messed up kind of love” here. 

1m51s The “you don’t send your kids to a spa” was too flat. 

2m56s This is the first time I got a laugh after “you book some time.” 

4m05s Have more outrage and fury for “why the hell are you at my door?” 

4m38s I had the delayed audience laugh happen again. I sometimes get (and never intended to get) a laugh at “met a new dating personality, The Snuggle Slut”. I think if I make this more “Mr. Moviefone-esque” when saying it, I’ll get consistent laughs. 

Overall: I think this was one of my best, if not best shows to date. The audience “popped” in 4 or 5 places. And I was getting steady laughs throughout. I wish I videotaped it.

Performance Critique 14: Jan 23

This is a set from an open  mic on January 23rd. I was planning on taking the night off after feeling shitty about how my set went the day before, but when I got home (slightly trashed) at 2 AM, I decided I had to get on stage again. Comedy has become like crack rock to me. And if I don’t stop doing open mics soon, it’ll be just as expensive! The strangest thing was I didn’t even want to tell jokes (although I did eventually), I just wanted to get back on stage and work on what I thought was most lacking the night before.

0m08s The host introduced me something like “I know him and he’s hysterical” so I felt the need to reply to that.

0m54s “Shit!” needs to be more in the moment. Like I just realized the insult this instant. Instead of “he was insulting me” maybe try “he got me good!”

1m00s No need to say “Yesterday I got what I thought was a compliment someone told me that…” I can shorten that to “Yesterday someone told me that my jokes were well written.” And give an incredulous look right after.

1m38s Now you see where that “I can’t sing, dance or rap” joke came from. The next Notorious B.I.G. I am not.

2m21s The word “long” should drag out and needs to have a tone that implies “how ridiculous”.

3m15s Don’t mumble real words. If they laugh, I can then call back to this anytime I want to make the audience laugh by doing more crazy mumbling.

3m49s Sometimes people will stop laughing for a second, you’ll start telling a joke, and they’ll start laughing at the previous joke again. I like to pause and let them get it out but I wish they wouldn’t stop laughing in the first place.

4m00s This mic gives out a “prime time spot” during the following week to the funniest performer who didn’t use notes. The shows tend to run 3 hours. Which is about  70 minutes more than the best audience’s attention span.

4m34s There’s nothing quite like giving the host a good back handed compliment.

4m46s The host was giving me the light and said “I don’t want to but I have to.” I’m glad she was having fun.

5m53s Sassi (the host) likes to play off of the comics sets and always wants them to give her a “yes and…” escalation to her suggestion. I have yet to actually kick a girl out for getting to fat. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against doing so. I just tell my girlfriends about “I’ll dump you if you get fat” while we’re dating and they miraculously don’t get fat. That’s what we call “managing expectations”.

Overall: I had fun just being back on stage and I’m well on my way to developing an obsession with standup.

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