Going first on a show for ten audience members
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgASFUSD3ho
0m22s Don’t call them dicks if they don’t laugh
0m30s Don’t go up on “air quotes”
1m02s Doesn’t make sense to do the eye thing if they don’t think it’s contagious
1m42s Should’ve done that line up front during the commenting on what already happened
2m16s Smile on that line
3m04s I should’ve done a choking “check box” act out
3m58s It should be “holes” not “hole”
5m30s Reverse the sentence, “maybe you wouldn’t be such a fat ass, if you let me pick the restaurant”
7m01s First time that line hasn’t worked
7m39s Say “but I’m gonna end on checkbox”
Overall: I got a laugh in the first ten seconds and pretty much bombed after that. There were maybe 2 or 3 other laughs, but this was the worse set I’ve had in a while.
