Hosting the open mic with only 8 people
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJHqbdJTpjI
0m53s Make sure not to confound “safety” and “safe”
2m21s Remember where the joke goes
2m54s Learn the lines
4m16s Try reversing it “not only wouldn’t she let me pick the cake, but I’m allergic to nuts”
5m09s There’s potential with the Russian birthday song
Overall: Weak even for a mic. I just rewrote the material and didn’t have time to learn it.