The late night music and comedy show
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6fdh3d-27U
0m20s I wrote this whole roast five minutes before going up
0m46s That’s a good one
1m18s I like how I said “seriously though” before calling him a child molester
2m04s I’m available to roast you and your friends too
2m58s Say “I’m looking at you” to multiple girls
4m48s Don’t go back into the joke after a long interruption
5m21s I came up with that on the spot
7m08s Don’t explain the pigeon thing
7m28s I should’ve said “I love that you end each of your sentence with, in Hoboken” and then done some ridiculous examples
Part 2
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Pfm_BI6Xo
2m24s Don’t ask “what’s funny about that?” if people are clapping
4m46s Do a woman voice for this line
7m19s I need something funnier than “straight jacket”
Overall: I did a fun two minute roast to start and then had a decent set while dealing with lots of interruptions throughout