An open mic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-ivnqydzcQ
0m55s If keeping the line, change it to, “and I do fractions”
2m58s Change “to someone” to “to your girlfriend”
3m22s Deliver the line more desperately
4m14s Say “sock puppets” instead of “hand puppets”
4m26s In the puppet voice, add “don’t worry, he’s gonna buy your merchandise”
6m40s The wording is closer, but still not right
Overall: Average mic response.
