An open mic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FJUio7_g54
1m36s My mom’s movements should have a purpose
1m49s I don’t need the tag of “or is legally allowed to”
3m01s Say the sentence smoothly without the “what do I say next” pause in the middle
5m19s Change this line
Overall: Ten minutes is ten minutes
Late night music and comedy mic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijhKr67RzXg
3m28s Say “college professor” not “academic” as not everyone knows what an academic is
5m44s Needs a better punchline after “basically”
6m58s End the sentence on “notice there’s less liquid”
Part 2
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzeehzzYXcw
Overall: Decent for 3am
Another open mic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_1JQnEWczQ
2m38s No need for the third “I believe you”
3m50s No need to say “How do you think I felt?” unless the crowd groans
4m05s Hit each of those two lines harder and separately
Overall: As good as a mic can get: I got an applause break at an open mic, which is rarer than seeing a unicorn.
The worst open mic in the city
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7_XSayvZU8
1m02s If people at an open mic don’t laugh at the host getting made fun of, nothing will hit
2m18s Get rid of “of son”
4m12s Say “it’s not like you said you”
Overall: Ehh. Worked out new versions of older jokes.
An open mic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsU5x347rBg
0m52s Changed “acted” to “actor”
2m32s And now it’s really awkward
3m53s Get rid of “that was when”
Overall: Mostly working out newer material. The TiVo relationship joke needs work.
