Comedy Goals for 2011

For the past two years, I set goals at the start of the year and then reviewed how I did at the end of the year [see 2010 and 2009]. I feel like this is working for me, so here go my goals for this year. I was able to have fewer goals this year (30 down from 36 last year) and then whittled down my top 10. Meaning, if I nail these 10 goals, and don’t achieve a single one of the others, I’ll consider it a very good year.

Performing:

  • Get on stage 700 times
  • Do 25 road gigs
  • Perform in 5 sketch shows
  • Act in 12 web videos
  • Perform “How To Find Your Passion” for 24 audiences
  • Kill for an entire set that is at least thirty minutes long
  • Do two feature spots (45-50 minutes of show) at the venue where I did one feature spot last year

Learning:

  • Take an acting class (or 1 on 1 coaching)
  • Take two improv classes
  • Take an advanced stand up class
  • Become an expert at Apple Final Cut and Apple Motion

Commercials:

  • Go on 104 commercial auditions
  • Get 8 commercial call backs
  • Book 3 commercials

Producing:

  • Continue producing a weekly show
  • Have an average attendance of fifteen audience members

Writing:

  • Write every morning
  • Create 24 new “A” minutes (aka write 240 minutes of stand up and throw out most of it)
  • Get up to 25 minutes of killer standup, 35 minutes of solid stand up, and 50 respectable minutes
  • Write 52 sketches
  • Film, edit and post 15 sketches
  • Enter five film contests
  • Write first draft of the “Surviving SCU” script I outlined, then rewrite it twice
  • Choose a show and write a spec script
  • Write 52 blog posts that are not performance critiques
  • Write a performance critique of every set within ten days of the performance

Traffic, Marketing and Financials:

  • Average 2,500 unique visitors a month to the blog
  • Earn $13,500 in entertainment and motivational speaking related activities
  • Find a 10-20 hr a week job with health insurance that pays $500 a week
  • Have my ebook downloaded 10,000 times

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TOP 10 GOALS (from the 30 above)

  • Get on stage 700 times
  • Get 8 commercial call backs
  • Build to 25 minutes of killer standup, 35 minutes of solid stand up, and 50 passable minutes
  • Choose a show and write a spec script
  • Perform “How To Find Your Passion” for 24 audiences
  • Write first draft of the “Surviving SCU” script I outlined, then rewrite it twice
  • Take an acting class (or 1 on 1 coaching)
  • Film, edit and post 15 sketches
  • Kill for an entire set that is at least thirty minutes long
  • Become an expert at Apple Final Cut and Apple Motion

Wanna join me in my public goal posting?

Post your goals in the comments below and I’ll email you a reminder the last week of December 2011 to see how you did in meeting your goals.

Performance Critique: January 1

The 8PM Show

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX_DSqkna9w

0m22s No need to address the intro when the front door stuff got a big laugh (although it was a creepy intro)

4m42s Rephrase this sentence to, “I love meeting new people after shows, especially when they buy my DVDs”

5m30s I can cut words by just saying, “I’d at least check for an adams apple first”

8m32s This joke lost them two straight nights, I’m not yet sure where it goes wrong

9m15s This should get a stronger response. It’s probably because I didn’t acknowledge it getting weird in the room after the million point bonus joke.

Part 2

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egr-_ZRPgUA

Overall: Mediocre. I had solid but weak laughs for the first eight and half minutes, then lost them on a joke and didn’t acknowledge it and didn’t fully get the crowd back for the rest of the set because of that.

2010 Comedy Goals Revisited

On January 1st, 2010 I posted my comedy goals for the coming year. Since it’s the last day of the year, it’s time to go through them and see how I did. Black text is the original goal and bold text is how I did.

Performing:

  • Get on stage 450 times this year
    I was on stage 531 times this year
  • Do at least 8 road gigs
    I did 9 road gigs
  • Perform at 3 different colleges
    I performed at one college and did a fundraiser show for a college soccer team (but not at the college)
  • Perform at Rutgers University twice
    I performed at Rutgers twice for stand up and once for my motivational speech
  • Bark only 1-2 nights per week while having spots 6-7 nights a week
    By the end of the year I was averaging barking 0 times per week and doing (non open mic) spots 5-6 nights a week
  • Average 4 spots per weekend night
    I averaged around 2 spots per weekend night
  • Get passed at 2 different clubs in NYC
    I didn’t get “officially passed” at any clubs, but do 2-3 club spots per week
  • Practice my full set at home daily
    I only did this for one week, when I was preparing for a 45 minute set. I would practice new jokes at home before trying them out on stage, but not nearly every day
  • Enter 5 comedy contests, place in 3 contests and win 1
    I applied to 1 comedy contest and was not accepted
  • Enter 5 comedy festivals, get accepted and perform in 2
    I applied to 1 comedy festival and was not accepted
  • Perform in 15 improv shows
    I performed in three real improv shows and went to 15-25 “jam sessions”
  • Perform in 3 sketch shows
    I performed in one sketch show
  • Act in 20 web videos
    I acted in 8 web videos
  • Give my motivational speech 20 times
    I did my talk once
  • Get booked to 2 commercial / modeling gigs
    I did not do any commercial gigs and wound up on one (unpaid) print ad
  • Get a TV / Film credit
    I did not get a TV or Film credit

Producing:

  • Produce my own weekly show where the average attendance is 30 people
    I produced a weekly show for 40 weeks of the year, but the average attendance was much lower than 30 people
  • Start or join an improv group
    I did not start or join an improv group
  • Run a weekly open mic
    I help run a weekly mic, and sometimes run a second one

Writing:

  • Write every morning
    I wrote in a daily journal for the first ten months of the year and then stopped
  • Get up to having 45 solid minutes of stand up
    I did a 50 minute set once this year, but would not say I have anywhere near 45 solid minutes. I have 15-20 of what I consider solid minutes, and another 15-20 of “If you really liked me…” minutes
  • Write 75 blog posts that are not performance critiques
    I wrote 39 non performance critique posts
  • Write a performance critique of every set within a week of the performance
    I more or less kept to this, although I think I was 10-14 days behind most of the time
  • Write 52 sketches
    I wrote 32 sketches
  • Write a spec script
    I did not write a spec script
  • Write a pilot for my original sitcom
    I wrote an original sitcom pilot and co-wrote a second original sitcom pilot

Learning:

  • Take 3 improv classes
    I took 2 improv classes
  • Take 2 film acting classes
    I did not take any film acting classes
  • Take a commercial auditions class
    I took one commercial auditions class and then did some one-on-one commercials coaching

Traffic, Marketing and Finances:

  • Get my facebook fan page up to 1,000 fans
    I’m at 377 fans
  • Get to 200 RSS subscribers
    I’m still at 22 subscribers
  • Get 2,000 unique visitors a month to the blog
    I average about 1,500 unique vistors a month
  • Earn $8,400 from comedy this year
    I didn’t reach this goal, but am still happy with my earnings
  • Find a 20 hour a week job that pays $40 an hour (doesn’t have to be comedy)
    I did not find a consistent job at that hourly rate
  • Have my ebook downloaded 5,000 times
    My eBook has been viewed at least 1,600 times

Overall grade for the year: B-

I had a productive year, but it could’ve gone even better. I fully nailed 10 out of 35 goals, partially achieved another 12 goals, and completely missed on 13 goals.

Out of the 16 goals I’d consider most important, I achieved 10 of them. Next year I will try to limit myself to less goals so I don’t dilute myself too much.

The thing I’m most proud of is the amount of times (530+) I was on stage this year. Exceeding my stage time goal is always my number one goal, and I will up my target number of times for next year.

Performance Critique: December 22d

Going last at a music and comedy mic for the 6-8 remaining people

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5PfyldEg08

1m17s Nice little transition between just talking and doing a joke

7m12s This joke has potential, I should flesh it out more

9m06s Keep selling the heart attack

Part 2

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqcAfTrxMno

1m13s It should be “enjoy your trip”

Overall: Decent but not great. The dog joke has potential.

Performance Critique: December 22c

A bar show

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9KDSh_IE1Q

2m17s Good to know that (especially) when things aren’t going well, this line gets a laugh

4m08s Don’t butcher the punch line

4m16s Nice bombing line, it will become a permanent part of the act

Overall: I bombed but I got a new line out of it, so it was worth it. Even if it’s not going well I shouldn’t comment on the crowd’s non laughing, as that won’t get a laugh either.

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