I came across this the other day, pretty clever:
Last night, a singer went on at the open mic after me, and asked me (over the mic of course):
Singer: “What’s the difference between jelly and jam?”
Ben: “I don’t know, what is it?”
Singer: “I can’t jelly my dick up your ass!”
The purpose of this blog is to chronicle my trials and turbulations through the world of stand up comedy and anything else that’s related to the entertainment business.
I began performing stand up in June, so I’m brand new to performing, but not as new to Stand Up Comedy. I managed a comedian for three years and co-founded an online parody website of Rutgers University that I ran successfully for four years and then sold.
As of now, the “focus” of this blog will be three main things:
– My stand up jokes – finished and unfinished: I’ll be writing out some of my jokes here and appreciating any feedback I get. Anything I use from your suggestions I’ll give you credit whenever my first book comes out
– Feedback and notes about performances, and video/audio of my performances
– Funny jokes, photos, videos or anything else that I come across from other people