Ben's Recent Tweets

• Shippenberg University sells Plan B morning after pills in a vending machine. If a package gets stuck, that machine will get a hard shake. 3 hours ago
• I love when people have no volume control on a public bus at 11pm. This guy has dropped the C word 8 times in 15 blocks, nearing a record. 16 hours ago
• Eli Manning having twice as many rings as Peyton is like Frank Stallone having twice as many oscars as Sylvester #SB46 @sportsguy33 2012/02/06
• It's messed up that the Toyota Camry commercial of "reinvented everything" only had one black person, and she was the angry DMV clerk 2012/02/06
• I've been saying comedians aren't people for ages. Today the NYTimes confirmed it: "half comedian, half human being" http://t.co/3HkPuOHP 2012/02/05