Another common sketch format is the Superhero sketch.
Starting notes:
- This is like the older super hero movies of the 50’s and 60’s (think original Batman)
- Instead of a big super power, give the hero a very small super power
- Every super hero has a sidekick with an even smaller but related power
- Every hero should have a super villain that’s the exact opposite of the super hero
- The fighting doesn’t have to be physical
- Try to have specifics about the characters in every single line, each line should push the sketch forward
The Parts of the Superhero Sketch
Scene 1
Similar to a commercial, two people are having a problem and they ask, “can anyone help us?” The Superhero comes in and says “I’ll save you.” Here, the audience should find out whether the townspeople love or hate the hero.
Scene 2
Announcer explains the origin of the superhero. The stage blacked out, as it is being setup for the next scene, so use the mic. When in doubt, something generic like falling into toxic waste works as simple explanation. This scene mostly serves to buy time.
Scene 3
The Superhero and his sidekick is hanging out talking about a previous adventure they had (not the one from Scene 1). This establishes the relationship between superhero and sidekick: Some options are: a) sidekick idolizes the hero b) sidekick works hand in hand with the hero or c) sidekick hates the hero
Scene 4
The super villain enacts his dastardly plan. Generic plans like rob a bank, destroy the world, or kidnap someone important work as the characters are what makes this sketch funny. The Mayor asks for help, the hero appears, the villain and hero lobby back and forth until the hero is knocked down for the count. This is where the hero is at his lowest point.
Scene 5
Announcer says “oh no, the hero is down for the count. Will he return? Find out after the break.” Commercial break (insert commercial sketch here to make the show flow better). After the break the announcer says “when we left off, our hero was in trouble.”
Scene 6
Hero finds something to get out of trap, or sidekick helps him. Hero finds villain, fights him and wins. Mayor or whoever congratulates hero on saving the day. Hero says cheesy pun and everyone laughs.
Scene 7
The announcer says “stay tuned for next time when…” and adds about 10 seconds of possible future plot. Characters can appear on stage to act it out.
SNL Example:
(The best I could find anyway, this format isn’t as recognizable as others)
Ben’s Example:
Click below to download a super hero sketch I wrote.
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Yeah… but that was the last of the booze. I’m starting to sober up and Katie isn’t looking as good as she did thirty minutes ago.
FRAT BOY 2
Just turn down the lights
FRAT BOY 1
Dude this isn’t funny, what are we gonna do? I need stronger goggles! I need alcohol!
FRAT BOY 2
Shit, you’re right, but all the stores are closed. I don’t know what to do
Enter BEARWOLF
BEARWOLF
Is you out of alcohol? I fix this dilemma.
BEARWOLF takes out vodka and gives FRAT BOY 1 three straight shots.
BEARWOLF
There you are. You make good love with Katie now. Don’t forget, when alcohol runs dry. You call me — Bearwolf. I am Half bear. Half wolf. All vodka!
FRAT BOY1 and FRAT BOY 2
Wow! Thanks Bearwolf. You’re our new hero.
EXT. – NIGHT – EMPTY STAGE
ANNOUNCER
Twenty years ago, Boris was just another drunk Russian is Siberia. But one fateful night, he fell into a Chernobyl nuclear puddle. When the vodka mixed with his blood, he became Bearwolf. Now, the vodka never ends.
EXT. – DAY – PARK
BEARWOLF
Oh cub pup. Good see you. I was just remembering how we saved New Years.
CUB PUP
Yes it was great. Dave was almost sober enough to take home his own girlfriend, but you fixed that just in the nick of time.
BEARWOLF
Yes. That was crazy. My favorite part of New Years is watching everyone’s standards drop.
CUB PUP
Yeah, you get to the party and you wanna get with the hottest girl there.
BEARWOLF
But two minute before midnight, who is that stunning creature in the corner? What’s that? She has a humpback and eye patch? Mmmmm, hungry wolf.
CUB PUP
Twelve oh one. At least the ugly was a girl.
BEARWOLF
Unlike last year. That what happen when I not around and all you can poor is red cups of Natty Light. In Russia, you get death penalty for drinking Natty Suck.
CUB PUP
I told you not to mention my inadequacies. Not all of us can make vodka appear on command. I’m trying to the best I can okay? I’ve saved you before, why won’t you just let this go?
BEARWOLF
Sorry. Just you need better slogan. Half cub, half pup, all shitty American Beer. Not work very well.
CUB PUP
If you weren’t the best super hero in suburban California, I’d never to speak to you. The day I’m a full super hero, we’re no longer friends.
BEARWOLF
Day you real super hero, is day I join alcoholics anonymous. Enough, my sobriety sense is tingling, we must go to bachelor party.
INT. – NIGHT – LIVING ROOM PARTY ATMOSPHERE
CUB PUP
Oh my god Bearwolf. We’re too late. Reborn Rick has just turned vodka to wine. It’ll take them forever to get drunk and make bad decisions now.
REBORN RICK
That’s right Bearwolf. These guys are gonna sober up before they decide nailing a stripper is a good idea. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
BEARWOLF tries to pour vodka from his magic bottle, but only wine comes out.
BEARWOLF
Shit, no vodka coming from magic bottle.
BEARWOLF smashes the bottle, and tries attacking Reborn Rick with the jagged edge
BEARWOLF
I triple distill your face!
REBORN RICK side steps the attack and knocks BEARWOLF to the floor. He proceeds to tie BEARWOLF to a wine cask.
REBORN RICK
Not only will I take your hard liquor but I’ll take your dancing woman and turn her into a woman of god.
EVERYONE ELSE
No!!!
CUB PUP
You’ll never get away with this Reborn Rick!
REBORN RICK
I already have
REBORN RICK proceeds to drink CUB PUP’s Natty Ice until he runs out
REBORN RICK
Ahh. I like a good refreshing drink of water. I was getting a little tipsy from this wine.
CUB PUP
Noooooo!
EXT. – NIGHT – EMPTY STAGE
ANNOUNCER
Will Bearwolf survive? Will Cubpup ever gain a real power? Will the bachelor get to make a terrible life altering decision? Stay tuned to find out.
ANNOUNCER
Welcome back. When we left off, Bearwolf was tied up, the stripper had been kidnapped and Cub Pup was out of flavored water.
INT. – NIGHT – LIVING ROOM PARTY ATMOSPHERE
BEARWOLF
I do not know if I can go on. Maybe it is time for suicide.
CUB PUP
It’s not worth it Bearwolf. Don’t kill yourself. I might envy you, but it’s only out of respect. The townspeople love you.
BEARWOLF
Maybe you are a tap water fuck, but you are right. Get my backup flask out of my hip pocket, .I drink it and get strength to untie myself.
CUB PUP
I could just untie you Bearwolf.
BEARWOLF
I not work in Siberian labor camp for lazy American to untie me.
CUB PUP gets the flask out of BEARWOLF’S back pocket, unscrews it and holds it for BEARWOLF to drink
BEARWOLF
Super strength is returning!
BEARWOLF breaks free from the ropes and runs off stage, with CUB PUP following
INT. – NIGHT – CHURCH
The STRIPPER is now dressed as a nun, and from the front looks like a normal nun. However, as she walks around, she turns out to have booty shorts. She is also walking very sexually. And there is Christian Rock music. Reborn Rick is throwing singles at her as she struts.
REBORN RICK
Yes. Praise Jesus. Those are some fine hips. Fine hips and fine wine.
BEARWOLF kicks down the door
BEARWOLF
I knew I would find you here. Trying to bring back decency and shame. How you live with self?
REBORN RICK
My god how did you escape? No matter. I’ll make sure to kill you this time.
REBORN RICK starts moving towards BEARWOLF
BEARWOLF
Look Mother Teresa, he not even get hard for you.
REBORN RICK
What? That’s preposterous! She’s a sexy woman of god!
BEARWOLF:
We all see your lack of excitement. Reborn Rick? More like Tubesock Tom!
REBORN RICK breaks down crying
REBORN RICK
Why did you have to talk about my manhood? This doesn’t always happen.
BEARWOLF
And I not always drunk.
BEARWOLF, CUB PUP and THE STRIPPER leave while REBORN RICK is crying
INT. – NIGHT – LIVING ROOM PARTY ATMOSPHERE
THE STRIPPER is dancing and the booze is flowing.
BACHELOR
Thanks Bearwolf. You saved the day again. Now I can do something that’ll be grounds for divorce.
BEARWOLF:
No need thank me, thank Vodka. I am Bearwolf: Half bear, half wolf, all grounds for divorce!
EXT. – NIGHT – EMPTY STAGE
ANNOUNCER
That’s all for this week’s episode. Stay tuned next week when the dastardly Uncle Sam demands Bearwolf make the townspeople pay for vodka shots.
BEARWOLF
I go back to Siberian work camp before pay booze tax!