I’m up two hours into an open mic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYIu7x4VvwA
0m12s There were two real people in the crowd and they started kissing as I was getting up, so I decided to start whispering
1m43s My favorite part of NYC open mics is when “A” material gets crickets
3m15s Reword to “babies ruin lives”
Overall: I delivered my jokes the way I would with a real audience. Sometimes that’s all you can control at the open mics.