2019 Comedy Goals

For the past ten years, I set goals at the start of the year and then review how I did at the end of the year [see 20182017201620152014, 2013201220112010 and 2009]. I’m not sure if this is actually useful, as the goals have been pretty similar the last few years and I only look at this post the first and last day of the year, but I like traditions, and maybe it helps subconsciously, so here go my goals for this year.

I’ve put “process goals” (aka things I can control) in black, and “goal goals” (aka thing that depend on other people as well as me) in grey text. There’s an extra line break in between the two.

I have the same number goals this year as last year (15) and then whittled down my top 5. If I nail 3 out of these top 5 goals, and don’t achieve a single one of the others, I’ll consider it a very good year.

Performing

  • Record my fourth comedy album
  • Publish my second book (details coming soon)
  • Perform 500 times
  • Do a stand-up set on TV or Netflix that airs in its entirety (not a stand-up clip show)
  • Do two acting gigs (non-stand up) that air on TV
  • Perform at a NACA showcase
  • Perform at 10 colleges

Writing/Producing

  • Create 40 new minutes of material that I try on stage, turn 20 of those minutes into “A” jokes
  • Write 5/7 days of every week
  • Film a sequel to The Slice and create 4 more videos
  • Sell a TV show and get it on air

Learning

  • Take at least one acting class
  • Read 20 books

Financials

  • Earn $40,000 from entertainment related business income

Misc

  • Average weight 176 pounds or less

 

Top 5 Goals

  • Record my fourth comedy album
  • Publish my second book
  • Create 40 new minutes of material that I try on stage, turn 20 of those minutes into “A” jokes
  • Do a stand-up set on TV or Netflix that airs in its entirety
  • Sell a TV show and get it on air

2018 Comedy Goals Revisited

On January 1st, 2018 I posted my goals for this year. Since it’s the last day of the year, it’s time to go through them and see how I did. Black text is the original goal and bold text is how I did. 

Performing (1 out of 5 accomplished, and two half credits)

  • Perform 600 times this year, including 400 club spots
    Did not hit 600. I performed 505 times this year – half credit
  • Go on 30 acting auditions, get 3 callbacks
    Did not get to 30. Went on 22 auditions (not counting self-submission tapes), got 1 call back – half credit
  • Perform at 8 college shows
    Did less than 8 colleges
  • Do a stand-up set on TV that airs in its entirety (not a stand-up clip show)
    Did not do a TV set
  • Do two acting gigs (non-stand up) that air on TV
    Yes! Did an ESPN commercial and a Netflix Show

Writing/Producing (1 out of 3 accomplished, 1 incomplete)

  • Create 40 new minutes of material that I try on stage, turn 15 of those minutes into “A” jokes
    Goal accomplished
  • Submit 5 writing packets
    Did fewer than five packets
  • Sell a TV show
    Incomplete / pitches in progress
  • Have a consistent entertainment writing job for 8+ weeks
    No
     

Learning (2 out of 2 accomplished)

  • Take two acting classes
    Took two acting classes
  • Read 25 books
    Read 29 books

Financials (1 out of 2 accomplished)

  • Get my new album, The United States of Russia, to hit #1 on the iTunes or Amazon comedy sales rankings
    Yes! Was number one on iTunes comedy on and off for a few days.
  • Earn $40,000 from entertainment related business income
    Did not achieve

Misc (0 out of 2 accomplished)

  • Average weight 174 pounds or less
    Average weight was closer to 178-179
  • Do my morning routine 4 out of 7 days every week
    Did not do proper morning routine 4 days a week

 

Goals Overall – 5 out of 14 goals accomplished, plus two half credits, and one pending

 

Top 4 Goals (Out of 15) (2 out of 3 accomplished, one in process/incomplete)

  • Create 40 new minutes of material that I try on stage, turn 15 of those minutes into “A” jokes Yes
  • Sell a TV show Incomplete / Pitches in Progress
  • Do a stand-up set on TV that airs in its entirety (not a stand-up clip show) No
  • Get my new album, The United States of Russia, to hit #1 on the iTunes or Amazon comedy sales rankings Yes